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Thursday, February 18, 2016

Virgin On The Ridiculous

"Hey FuelMix!  Nice ass..!!".  The Skinny 30something Oriental With Glasses about whom FuelMix had gleefully written in his 2 posts, Thriller and  Straight, Not Gay, But Bent sidled up to FuelMix during his breaks at the squat rack and whispered, "You know I like looking at you when you work out.."

FM:  So you've said

S30OWG:  Of course I'm not gay and I would never say these things to you if you were gay...

FM:....Riiight....

S30OWG:  Not like that guy over there - look at him....he's wearing a T-shirt and full length tights without shorts. He's totally gay.  Only gay guys wear that stuff

FM:  Um....I sometimes wear a T-shirt and full length tights without shorts.....

S30OWG:  Yeah I know - but you wear UnderArmour gym tops and that looks hot. I can check out your nipples, your chest, your ass in those tights, your cock....heheheheheh.....

FM:  Dude, you are totally confusing me....You have no proof that guy is gay and you have no proof that I'm not gay.....How do you decide one guy in the gym is gay and the other isn't..?

S30OWG:  I watch them, look at their body movements how they dress, how they talk...pretty easy.  Since you're not gay, I can fantasize about you, look at your body, you already know I jack off to you yeah...'coz I told you a few times, remember..??  But you know I'm so not gay...

FM:  Yeah....whatever....I'm really confused...by the way, you still have a girlfriend..?

S30OWG:  Not now, she dumped me after one year.  I'm single now.

FM:  Did you fuck her..?

S30OWG:  No, she wouldn't let me, so I haven't got any practice

FM:  You're still a virgin..? 

S30OWG:  Sssshhh!!....Not so loud man!... Yeah, yeah, still a virgin - but I watch str8 porn and gay porn so I know what to do....

FM:  If you're straight, why do you watch gay porn..?

S30OWG:  To get ideas....you know, check out sexy guy's bodies, I love looking at hot guys, fantasizing and jacking off to them, come to the gym, look at more hot guys.  I don't have to be gay to watch gay porn and get turned on by it

FM:  True.  So.....you're watching gay porn, getting turned on by it, checking out guys in the gym, criticizing the guys you claim are gay, claiming you're not gay, never having had sex with men - AND still being a heterosexual virgin 'coz your girlfriend refused to have sex with you and dumped you......huh...??

S30OWG:  Yeah....Yeah.....that's right.  Do you think it sounds ridiculous..?? 

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