Colony Sauna 12
2nd Floor, 177 Prince Edward Road West
Kowloon
Hong Kong
Tel: 3486 1342
MTR: Prince Edward Station, Exit B1
Web: http://www.colonysauna.com/ (check for "Event" nites)
Staff speak English
NO LONGER OPEN 24 HOURS
2:30pm to 12 midnight Monday - Thursday;
2:30pm to 1am Fridays and Saturday;
2:30pm to 12 midnight Sunday;
Price as at January 2017: HK$148.00 for 8 hours
FuelMix Has Written Off Colony. Will Not Show Up.
No More Reviews.
(Readers may submit their own reviews)
No More Reviews.
(Readers may submit their own reviews)
1. FuelMix hasn't shown up at Colony for over 118 weeks and counting (that's over 3 years), having long since written it off as a waste of time, money and simply unworthy of his further reviews or his presence.
2. One of our GAM-Throats-On-The-Street gave us his comments, having shown up there late in the evenings on Wednesday 11 January 2017 and Thursday 12 January 2017 (both days between 10pm - 11:15pm)
3. As of January 2017, the entry fee has been jacked from HK$138.00 to HK$148.00. But if you show up on a Wednesday evening, you may have to pay more. Why..?
It's Japanese-style G-String nite..!!
5. At the time the GAM-Throat-On-The-Street was there on Wednesday 11 January 2017, 6 customers were around. All GAMs with average to below-average bodies and all FUGLY (including himself, by his own admission). Apparently the only excitement he got that night was when he tripped several times over the kerb stones lining the shower area and the toilets.
6. On Thursday 12 January 2017, our GAM-Throat-On-The-Street went back to Colony and discovered it was Nude Nite. This time, there were 8 people there. They were better looking and somewhat more fitter, but not doing much.
7. According to a customer, Colony has never been packed with guys, even on a Saturday night whe it clears out around 11pm. It has a much quieter vibe (we're not sure if they still play those god-awful acoustic cover versions of 1960s folk-pop and 1970s soft-rock).
It's Japanese-style G-String nite..!!
- That's right fags, ALL customers, without exception, MUST wear a management-mandated Japanese-style G-string (fundoshi) which they will happily sell you in a sealed packet for HK$30.00.
- Alternatively, a customer may opt to wear a previously used but washed Japanese-style G-string at no charge.
- Did you get that fags..? It means you cannot wear your own contemporary G-string or T-back, regardless of the style or colour.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA......!!!!!
5. At the time the GAM-Throat-On-The-Street was there on Wednesday 11 January 2017, 6 customers were around. All GAMs with average to below-average bodies and all FUGLY (including himself, by his own admission). Apparently the only excitement he got that night was when he tripped several times over the kerb stones lining the shower area and the toilets.
6. On Thursday 12 January 2017, our GAM-Throat-On-The-Street went back to Colony and discovered it was Nude Nite. This time, there were 8 people there. They were better looking and somewhat more fitter, but not doing much.
7. According to a customer, Colony has never been packed with guys, even on a Saturday night whe it clears out around 11pm. It has a much quieter vibe (we're not sure if they still play those god-awful acoustic cover versions of 1960s folk-pop and 1970s soft-rock).
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