I Do

"[Gay Marriage] is an attack against the survival of the human species."

Bishop Juan Carlos, Rio Gallegos, Argentina, quoted in Yahoo News, 29 December 2009 "Gay Marriage in Argentina is 1st in Latin America"

Is that so bad? Hmmm...after all, priests and politicians created bastard children, orphanages, foster care, convents, monasteries, physically and sexually abusive state run religious schools, censored sex education (while insisting on the unquestioned acceptance of the Virgin Birth) devised the Inquisition, legalised torture, acknowledged the existence of the Devil and witchcraft, wiped out indigenous cultures who refused to convert or comply - and then insisted on the confession of sins.

All this while claiming that the priesthood was a "higher calling" and that politics was a "noble profession". In reality what it meant was that priests and politicians were for the longest time, immune to prosecution.

Presumably it would be impolite to point out that the legacy of priests and politicians has been the creation of millions of deeply wounded human psyches, which while physically functioning are sexually confused, emotionally traumatised, spiritually brutalized and politically betrayed.

Religion and politics are numbers games where the quest for Quantity overrides the scarred legacy of Quality. As far as FuelMix is concerned, emotional cripples who are the discarded byproducts of dogma, are just as much a threat to the viability of the human species as say..... hmmm.... 2 people of the same sex intending to enter into a commitment of integrity (whether through Gay Marriage or Civil Union) that might mean something.

Yes indeed, the World Management Team's view of Threat Awareness has taken on a bizarre twist.

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Hunter 3

From a reader who answered FuelMix's questions in Hunter 2 about Hunter gay sauna:


1. What's their address? Everything's in Chinese on their website.

It's the black building on the corner of Nathan and Dundas, above the Chinese Medicine Shop Dong Feng Hong. 10/f I think.


2. Is the place just for chinks or can anyone go?

I didn't see any non-Asians there when I visited.

3. Price?

Went in the week when they had the $68 promotion, but am not tempted to go back.

4. Decor?

It's Ok by HK standard but wouldn't say it's execptional. Clean due to its newness. Metallic toilet tiles lines the wet, open area. Open shower but there is a cubicle for those who doesn't want people to see them washing their cracks. A fish tank with 2 small fish mounted on the wall of the wet area; according to some comments in the gayhk forum some punters seem to be (easily) pleased with such a peculiar design logic.

Rooms with the usual vinyl mattress and sliding doors, nothing to scream about.

Reception / sitting out area with large bright TV and a fruit bowl with bananas and nuts. mmm.

Internet access on 2 LCD monitors mounted way too high. Everyone can see your emails and also their internet browser is set to autofill. so your bf may find out you've been checking email there, some time later.


5. Facilities?

only one large, brighly lit (by a hugh porn TV) infrared sauna. really quite a waste of space. No steam, no plunge pool. Actually rather poor layout as one feels you don't have too many places to park yourself.

One pitch dark room at the back - again too dark.

6. What kind of crowd?

Nothing too exciting, nothing too offensive, at least during my short stay.

7. Would you go there again?

No - can get bored standing in the corridor.

FuelMix says: Thanks for the input. Much appreciated. If anyone else has any input on this or any other gay sauna reviewed in the blog, send it along and FuelMix will publish it.

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Towel Club 2

The Decor And Layout

Reception

Push the door open and be disappointed. The reception area is all white, using those TEENY white tiles they used in old style public toilets here in Very Rich Megacity. No matter how hard one tries, they can never look clean. And it shows. Grubbiness pretending to be stark white trendiness is what meets the eye.

The rules,regulations and price lists embedded in the Reception Desk are TEENY too. Ignore them. FuelMix goes to a gay sauna to be flagrant, exhibitionist, naked and if requested, photographed. If a sauna has a problem with that, FuelMix can take his business elsewhere.

Remember the word, "TEENY". It's going to be mentioned a lot in this review.


The Locker Room

Pay coin and get a locker key, which is both alphabetacised and numeralized e.g. F16. The logic becomes clear on entry into the locker room: There's a TEENY sign on the wall to your left on entering the Locker Room that shows the layout of the bank of lockers. Since the sign is TEENY anyway, you won't see it. Bumble around looking for yours, whilst appreciating the "Tsk Tsk" sounds of attitudinal chinks.

Find the right locker, open it and discover that it too is TEENY. The one that FuelMix got was just a cubby hole with a bottom shelf for shoes. That was pretty surprising considering that even the cheapest sauna like Galaxy provides decent sized lockers and hangers.

The Locker Room is the main thoroughfare to the the Lounge, the Dark Area,, the showers, the toilets and the sauna. Expect to see a steady stream of customers checking out newly arrived fags as they undress. Stand And Model is highly prevalent - one can pick that up immediately - as are their grim expressions.

The Locker Room gives the first hint of the colour scheme of this place - Black, Real Black.


The Lounge

This is a large space with black armchairs, a large bar style communal table, one computer, a water cooler and a drinks vending machine. There's no freebie snacks or fruits. Surprising really, considering that many saunas make some effort to provide some free munchies.

One side of the lounge has a large glass window that looks out over the Wet Area i.e. hot tub, showers, steam room. It's a waste of time since the window is fogged up. Duh.......

The initial impression is that this joint drops clues all over the place that the intellectual elevator doesn't go all the way to the Top Floor.


The Wet Area

Exit the Lounge and turn right, walk down the corridor past the lockers and the sink. There's a door on the Right leading to the Wet Area.

Die laughing.......the hot tub is a long, narrow rectangular tank which the fag steps up and climbs into. It too has TEENY white tiles. It looks like the tanks found in markets and seafood restaurants stuffed with lobster, garoupa and (no pun intended) crabs.

Opposite the "tank" is a row of showers - in black and chrome. Get real pissed off, 'coz the showers are nasty and tempramental. They're either freezing or scalding, particularly if someone else is showering as well.

It's like WTF.....?

Flee the showers and head into the TEENY steam room - done in black. The seating ledges appear to be the narrowest FuelMix has encountered in any steam room, but there we are.


The Toilets

Exit the Steam Room, turn right. The toilets are surprisingly grubby. 2 urinals were out of order when FuelMix showed up. And the rectangular black sinks....uh huh... oh wait, they match the hot tub.


The Dark Area

Head toward the Lockers, turn right and part the curtains. This is the core of the sauna - and what a fuckin' irritation the first impression makes. Black floors, Black walls, low ceilings with a net and fake leaves (??), amber coloured lighting at calf level and a few mirrors.

The layout of the Dark Area is an asinine labyrinthine pattern, punctuated with pitch black alcoves and a small gay porn screen. There's also a pitch black larger communal playroom with a vinyl bed and alcove at the end of the corridor with the slit window overlooking the street.

On both sides of the corridors are private play rooms in black. First, the good news: the light switch is near the door and it's a raised bed sized space, similar to what would be found in gay saunas in North America for example. Now the bad news. Some of the vinyl mattresses are badly cracked and cut right into your skin.

Again, it's like WTF.....???

The clientele?? See Part 3

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Towel Club 1

3/F Amber Commercial Building
70 - 74 Morrison Hill Road
Causeway Bay
Hong Kong
MTR: Causeway Bay Station, Exit A

Tel: 2575 6730


Getting There

Depending on your point of view, getting to Towel Club gay sauna is either a breeze or a bitch. Causeway Bay is one of the most densely populated parts of town and has the pedestrian, the road traffic and the pollution to show for it.

Take the MTR to Causeway Bay Station. Get off the train and start looking for the signs that point to Exit A.

Be patient, bring some bottled water and some sandwiches because navigating through the pedestrian tunnels, escalators and underground shopping mall that make up Exit A is epic. So epic that the fag will truly wonder where the hell he's going. Whilst in the pedestrian tunnel, look for the signs that say "Times Square".

If the fag has diligently followed the MTR signs, the final escalator UP will bring the fag into the foyer of Times Square.

On arriving into the foyer of Times Square, turn sharp LEFT IMMEDIATELY and head towards the street. Step out onto the street and it should say Sharp Street East.

Face to your right and start walking down Sharp Street East towards Canal Road East which is a MAJOR traffic thoroughfare. If you can see a flyover whilst walking down Sharp Street East, fine.

When you reach the corner of Sharp Street East and Canal Road East, TURN LEFT and keep walking down Canal Road East, parallel to the flyover, crossing 2 little lanes with Chinese names on your left. One of those lanes is Yiu Wa Street.

Then, there is a MAJOR intersection with Leighton Road on the left and a pedestrian crossing on your right that will take you directly under the flyover. Wait for the pedestrian light to turn green, cross Canal Road East and walk directly under the flyover.

Under the flyover there is another set of pedestrian lights to take you across Canal Road West. Cross that too and then face to your LEFT.

Now here's where it gets a bit tricky:
(a) follow the bend of the road towards the RIGHT;
(b) coming out of the bend, there is another pedestrian crossing to your LEFT. You should be looking at a road island, beyond which is a Golden Dragon sculpture on a grassy patch;
(c) use that crossing to cross the street and you should be standing on that road island. The Golden Dragon sculpture should be just ahead of you. The road island you're standing on is the junction of Morrison Hill Road and Leighton Road, with Canal Road flyover behind you;
(d) on the road island, there is a pedestrian crossing to your RIGHT. Take it;
(e) that will bring you to the entrance of Amber Commercial building, just a few steps to your LEFT;

The building is stone grey. Go through the glass doors into the small lift lobby. On the Tenant's Board for 3/F are the words "TC".

Take the lift to the 3rd Floor and ring the bell. Wait for them to shout so you can push it open.

Comment

FuelMix attempted to follow the map found in one of the monthly pocket-sized free fag publications here in Very Rich Megacity. The map was crap, FuelMix wandered around, got pissed off and trashed the map.

What is even more surprising is the conspiracy of silence and complacency that characterizes the urban fag in allowing poor standards in mainstream fag publications. Any business worth its salt would ensure crystal clear directions so that it could be found.

But then most fags are pay check to pay check employees and not business owners, so what would they care? And here in Very Rich Megacity, with increasing numbers of drug-fucked fags, complacency and sub-standards are showing alarming comparisons with the West.

Oh and one more thing: after you enter and plunk down the coin, they hand out a 20% discount card. Turn it over and you'll see a real clear visual map on how to get to this place.

Typical fag brain: tell you how to get there, once you're already there. Guess that's why we all like to fuck back to front.

What does FuelMix think about this gay sauna? Wait for Part 2.

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Hunter 2

Here is the comment on Hunter gay sauna from the reader who didn't get past the Front Desk at Double (see the previous post):

"i subsequently went to Hunter, althought it was not too busy even it was a sat evening, but i did have fun with a few very cute and muscular guys there.. the place is very clean and the staff members there are very nice.. the only complaint i have is the smoking area..and what's with the constant banana eating?"

gtafunmuscle

Thanks for the comments, but a little more detail on Hunter would be helpful:

1. What's their address? Everything's in Chinese on their website.
2. Is the place just for chinks or can anyone go?
3. Price?
4. Decor?
5. Facilities?
6. What kind of crowd?
7. Would you go there again?

Enquiring minds worldwide want to know.

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DoubleSauna 3

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8th Floor, Oriental House
24 - 26 Argyle Street
Mong Kok
Kowloon
Hong Kong
MTR: Mong Kok Station, Exit D3

Tel: 2396  9595
Web:  http://www.double-sauna.com/
 

FuelMix today received the following comments about this gay sauna from a reader:

"now that i am in hk, i had to opportunity to check out some of the saunas here.. i went to Double, but was very disppointed and offended by the guy working at the reception.. btw, he was wearing way too much make up on his face.. i was told they required membership, so i was what's the criteria, he said only his boss knew, but there was no membership left as it was full.. so i asked him why still advertising everywhere, he said it was up to his boss.. so i asked if i could speak to his boss, he said his boss didn't like to be contacted.. omfg, every single response with his boss this, his boss that.. seriously, i have no probably getting sex given my gym fit body and cute face.. i just don't need this kind of attitude, and the guys coming in and out during the time i was there were not attractive at all...so no loss, and guys, don't waste your time on this place.."

gtafunmuscle

The reader also gave a brief comment on Hunter gay sauna which is reproduced in a separate post under that name.

As mentioned previously, FuelMix has not personally been to this sauna based on the anecdotal feedback of their apparent "membership" policy that is tied to looks and ethnicity.

The comment published above appears consistent with what FuelMix had heard. As for the boss not wanting to be contacted, heck even billionaire Richard Branson is known to show up on Virgin Airlines flights to see how things are going.

If the boss of Double has left admission decisions to some fag in makeup, a customer is probably guaranteed a better reception at the Clinique Counter located on the Ground Floor of major department stores.

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Mister

Flat A & C 7th Floor, Hyde Center
221 - 226 Gloucester Road
Causeway Bay
Hong Kong
MTR: Causeway Bay Station, Exit C

Tel: 2833 2922
Web: http://www.mister.hk/

This gay sauna officially opened on 12 December 2009 but is now closed until further notice due to an electrical fault in the building.

Please.....no jokes about how many fags does it take to change a light bulb....

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Bashers & Bigots

A reader in Australia observed that it had been a while since FuelMix had written about gay marriage and forwarded a link to an article dated 15 December 2009 from the Australian paper The Age, entitled A Civil Partnership Law For Gay Couples Should Be A Priority.

FuelMix is pretty clear on his views on Gay Marriage: Forget it. The reasons have been set out in previous posts. Scroll down the Right Hand side of the blog and look under "Gay Marriage".

FuelMix declares that fags should instead, demand legislation in favour of Civil Union. Separate. Equal. Parallel. Legal. Period.

What was interesting about the article in The Age, was the venom sewage from commenters. It fell into 3 broad categories:
(1) God doesn't like it;
(2) Humans are supposed to be str8 and procreate;
(3) Fags are perverse and corrupt;

Let's take the arguments one at a time:

(1) God Doesn't Like It

Why bring God into it? The hilarious flaw in Christianity is that on the one hand, God loves you BUT you'd better confess your sins, ask for forgiveness and not incur his wrath.

Eastern spiritual traditions have got the concept of "God" exactly right. That is, "God" has no human attributes and is Pure Unconditional Love operating over, above and within a context of human free will. In other words, Unconditional Love by it's very nature DOESN'T CARE what you do in a free will Universe - because you will ALWAYS be loved. Simple huh? Kinda pleasant too.

By that logic, "God" doesn't give a fuck whether a fag whines for "marriage" or "civil union".


(2) Humans Are Supposed To Be Str8 And Procreate

That's garbage. In a Free Will Universe, all kinds of sexuality are allowed. The hypocrisy of a fag claiming to be str8 is a separate issue and is dealt with in the post, "Yeah I'm Straight".

The emphasis on procreation in Western culture, comes from Western religious dogma, backed by Western political thought. The game is essentially a Network Marketing scheme where those at the top of the religious and political pyramids get insanely rich on the backs of breeders who are simply intended to produce workers and peasants indefinitely.

So, the notion of being str8 and breeding indiscriminately, makes perfect sense. After all, it keeps those at the bottom of the pyramid poor, ignorant and more amenable to indoctrination. Breeders keep the money coming in through a variety of taxes and donations. The 2 main western religions are Ponzi schemes where the priests are the brokers and con artists.

Further, the notion that humans are supposed to be str8 and procreate, has no clue to answer the riddle of why a child born to them has turned out gay. Could the father be carrying closet gay sperm? Could the mother have produced a Butch Ovum? Should the parents run to their nearest Ponzi scheme, make a confession, make a donation and swallow a doctrinal prescription from another closet fag in a frock and dog collar?

Those who advocate argument Number 2 are still trapped in an ageing and cracked paradigm.


(3) Fags Are Perverse And Corrupt

Just as there are differences between blacks and niggas, there are differences between gay men and fags. At some level, as this blog as unabashedly pointed out, fags can be described as perverse and corrupt - and easily corruptible.

But perverse and corrupt cuts both ways. Those who carp that fags should be kept out of marriage are ignoring the high divorce rates and the laughable mouthing of "vows" apparently in the sight of God. If fags are being kept out of the institution of "marriage" that's because there's nothing left to come into. If marriage is that sacred to str8s, why not make Divorce illegal?

If perverse fags can be accused of coining the term, "Mr Right Now", then so too can str8s be accused of coining the term "Starter Marriage" in full anticipation that their union will fail miserably. Either way, neither has any respect for the sanctity of a long term relationship.

Hat Tip: k

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Galaxy Sauna 5

5th Floor, Harilela Mansion
81 Nathan Road Tsim Sha Tsui
Kowloon,
Hong Kong
MTR: Tsim Sha Tsui Station, Exit C2

Tel: 2366 - 0629
No website that FuelMix knows of

The thing about dropping into Galaxy gay sauna for a blog update, is that it's like visiting a grubby old spinster aunt........Nothing's changed for ages and nothing really looks clean no matter how hard she tries......But the place just sucks in the fags non-stop.

The sauna is located in an old grotty building with a long narrow entrance. Look carefully, you could miss the entrance. Go up to the 5th Floor in an old-style 1950's elevator. The building is just spitting distance from Exit C2 of Tsim Sha Tsui MTR Station, so it's location is highly convenient.

This is one sauna that gets very packed. Unlike other gay saunas, patrons pay on their way OUT. (Others charge on entry). Remember that as it can be confusing. The standard of English from the middle aged staff is not that high, but they do smile and make an effort to be friendly. It also appears to be the cheapest gay sauna in Very Rich Megacity ("VRM") at HK$58.00. That's less than half of what it costs to get into the other gay saunas around town.

What sort of dudes show up here? Very popular with middle aged and elderly chinks from VRM and the Mainland but increasingly, buff younger chinks from VRM, some of whom can be quite built. There are also overseas Banana chinks from the West who use this sauna as the starting point for their explorations into VRM's gay sauna scene.

There is a regular stream of whites and foreigners both local and tourist. Often, older whites may show up with a much younger chink so it's probably a commercial transaction.

Expect to hear lots of Cantonese and Mandarin spoken (plus the wails and shrieks of Karaoke when they forget to close the music room doors). The large flat screen TV near the Reception Desk will be blaring as well - oddly enough, with English language documentaries and Chinese game shows.

The place starts to fill from about 4pm onwards. Main action times are between 4pm and 9pm on weekdays. After that, it empties pretty quickly, although it's open till midnight.

If you didn't get it the first time, the place is Grubby. Check out the shower area and the single urinal and decide for yourself. FuelMix recommends you take a pair of flip flops. The main toilets are right at the end of the premises on the left hand side.

Try not to barf in disgust when the shower that fills up to your ankles, is peppered with spit from the other showering chinks. (Hint: go to the end of the premises on the right hand side and use the showers there. They're "cleaner").

Although the place is packed, action may be hit and miss. Some of the middle aged chinks are really effeminate, even though many of them are probably married. There's no shortage of groping though - and with a body like FuelMix's, it can be overwhelming and annoying.

As mentioned in previous postings about Galaxy, it is possible to find some extremely raunchy submissive chink fags - if you don't mind them being ugly. (And in some cases, Fugly). FuelMix found some really talented foot lickers and toe suckers here as well as fags with an armpit fetish - well at least when they saw FuelMix. And when he's licking your armpits you can't see his face, so what do you care if he's Fugly?

There's a disconcerting but well accepted convention of simply throwing the towels on the floor in the Locker Room area. It's kinda gross but the attendant sweeps by every few minutes and scoops them up.

Expect to see lots of chinks just standing around - not modelling coz they're too Fugly for that. If the customer has a great body **Ahem ** the older chinks will doggedly follow you around and the younger ones will just turn their "noses" up.

This place is undeniably successful and cheap. They have no problems attracting clientele. Whether a dude gets mass hot action is debatable, but more likely than not, there will be a chink around to offer service. (Just don't look at him too closely and keep the lights dim).

But............ it's Grubby and Fuglyville.

See also the following to get a complete overview of Galaxy gay sauna and how FuelMix's views of the place have evolved over time:

Galaxy 1
Galaxy 2
Galaxy 3
Galaxy 4

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Action Sauna 1

1/F Overseas Building, 417 - 421 Hennessy Road, Causeway Bay, Hong Kong
Telephone: 2893 7027
Take MTR Exit B


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This place bills itself as a new nude gay sauna.

Don't get too excited.

It's actually the gay sauna formerly known as Hunk, which has already been reviewed in this blog on 8 September 2008 and 17 July 2009. FuelMix did not think much of it.

Given that just down the road, competition officially emerged on 12 December 2009 in the shape of a brand new 24 hour gay sauna called Mister, it's not surprising that Hunk should attempt to re-brand itself.

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A Winter's Tail

FuelMix has crafted a hypothetical fable just for fags. Any implicit resemblance to living persons is purely coincidental, expedient or fortuitous, depending on one's point of view.

Like any good fable, there's a point to it.

Picture this:

Photogenic (highly closeted) Gay Athlete in his early 30s - let's call him PGA - is at the top of his sport, has a billion in commercial sponsorships, is a huge audience draw and has a carefully cultivated wholesome image. He gets married and has kids. Everything looks fine and dandy.

One nite, the existence of his secret gay life shatters the calm of the upscale gated community where he lives. Over the following days, it emerges that PGA has a boy pussy in every port. Some boy pussies were paid or showered with gifts, some have text messages to prove their encounters, some claim to have naked pictures of him and some claim to be part of a group of twinks and hunks supplied by a male escort agency on several occasions. Apparently PGA really liked drink-fuelled groups of 10 - 15 guys for whom he plunked down serious cash.

Media interest is intense. PGA is caught off-guard and utterly unprepared. His commercial sponsors are initially dumbstruck. Some issue messages of support, some pull PGA's image off their stores and off the TV, some cut him off. The wife mulls her options.

Analysis:

1. Endorsements of athletes are all about money and marketing. With the kind of money marketing involved, it is inevitable that the peddling of a wholesome image is par for the course, is done by agreement - and by committee.

2. With the global exposure inherent in major sponsorship, scrutiny of the golden boy, PGA, is de rigeur. After all, Head Office needs to be kept informed at all times. Is PGA pulling in the crowds when he shows up? Does he win? Does he look good wearing our brand? Is he signing autographs? Is he role-modelling convincingly? Does PGA need coaching on how to deal with media adoration? Does he need styling and grooming advice? Is he eating right? Is he working out in the gym enough? Is he getting enough sleep? Is his accommodation to his liking? The welcome fruit basket and mineral water?

3. In order for this stream of information to dribble back to Head Office and to service PGA's needs, there has to be a coterie of minders and flunkies around him at all times. Period.

4. There is no way that a high-priced commodity like PGA could be left alone for long. For liability and insurance purposes, every move that PGA makes is orchestrated, managed, facilitated, observed and recorded. They will form part of the evaluation when PGA's sponsorship agreements come up for renewal.

5. When PGA travels, he ain't gonna be staying at a 24 hour gay sauna or franchised motel. He'll be at some resort or on the Executive Floor of a 5 Star Hotel - with additional security to keep the groupies at bay and with hotel staff under strict instructions to make sure that the VIP decides to come back.

6. And if PGA hits a club, he ain't gonna be alone and it will definitely be gay-friendly.

7. So.... when a different boy pussy shows up in different cities and is buzzed into PGA's sanctum nobody knew??

7. So.....when 10 - 15 dudes from an escort agency show up for booze and sex nobody knew??

8. Did PGA slip out to the 7-11 across the street to schlepp crates of Corona and Carlsberg back to his suite, declined offers of assistance - and nobody noticed?? Or was the hotel's minibar specifically boosted for the occasion? And if so, by whom?

8. And just how would PGA pick up oooh, let's say, 30 bottles of Lube from the hotel pharmacy or from that gay sex shop in Fagland and get away with it??

9. Answer: He wouldn't. Some flunkie would do it. And if the flunkie refused, he'd be out of a job.

10. And just what would PGA's suite look like the morning after a 15-fag orgy? Nobody noticed the condoms, underwear and half dazed man meat lying around? Was Housekeeping instructed to shut up in anticipation of a fat tip on check out?

11. Did the coterie of minders and flunkies censor the feedback to Head Office so that it operated in the same vacuum that PGA thought he was in?

12. Who conned whom? Did PGA con his sponsors? Or, if image-marketing is a collective deal, did his sponsors con the public and con themselves?

13. And how should PGA be re-branded for the public and for his sport? How would other athletes in the same sport respond to his re-branding?

Insert your answers here.......................

End of fable.

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Hunter 1

This gay sauna apparently opened 2 weeks ago.

The odd thing about their website is that they use western looking models but everything else is in Chinese, including their address, prices, theme nites etc.

OK, FuelMix speaks the language very well, but is more than slightly suspicious of what's going on here.

If it's an attempt to run a "member's club" based on ethnicity, some chink fag can go and check out the joint and sing here.

Something about that ad just makes FuelMix really suspicious.

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Absolute - Singapore

32A Pagoda Street
Singapore 059191

Tel: 6423 1632
Web: http://www.absolute.sg/index.htm

If any fag has the balls to do an unvarnished review of this gay sauna, it can be done here.

ABC Sauna 5

6/F Cheong Hing Building, 

72 Nathan Road, 

Tsim Sha Tsui, 

Kowloon, Hong Kong
MTR: Tsim Sha Tsui

Tel: 2301 - 4500


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In the interests of blog research, FuelMix dropped into ABC gay sauna on a Friday evening after a nearly 2 year absence. It was time for an update. Assuming that it might be a meat packing locale, FuelMix instead discovered that the joint has 3 kinds of surprisingly ugly shit:

1. Chinks
2. Whites - local and tourist
3. Filipinos

Not sure how the latter discovered it, but they're making this place their new barrio (i.e. slum)

All 3 categories have laughable sky-high attitude. But the decorum is impeccable - the fags commute endlessly and silently in single file in one direction down the corridors. It's like watching something out of the Nutcracker - which is also akin to the feeling in one's balls when it begins to dawn that this place is truly Dead.

You have been warned.

(It was so pathetic that an hour later, out of curiosity, FuelMix asked a visiting white fag in the Locker Room if he'd scored. The fag shook his head sadly, pointing out he'd been there several hours. FuelMix said that as ABC was so lame, he was going across the street to Galaxy and invited the visiting fag to tag along. The fag agreed. On reaching Galaxy, fag was ambushed by equally ugly chinks - minus the attitude - and disappeared into a room).

See also ABC 1, ABC 2, ABC 3, ABC 4  to track how FuelMix changed his view of this joint.

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Follow Me Sauna 2

Shop B, G/F, No. 9 Old Bailey Street
Central
Hong Kong

Tel: 2810 0144
Web: http://203.86.167.152/ads/FollowMe/

A few months ago, FuelMix wrote that this place used to be Prince House and had changed its name to Follow Me. Given the review previously given to this place, FuelMix said he couldn't be bothered to go and check it out under its new incarnation.

Having finished some errands in the vicinity, FuelMix became aware that he was being cruised by an interesting looking dude. Cutting to the chase, the fag offered to pay the admission charge to this joint for the privilege of servicing FuelMix. It was the closest sauna, fag was horny and FuelMix thought, "OK, why not? I'll shut my eyes and think of the blog".

The place has been tidied up and tarted up - a tad. Sensibly, they've demolished the crappy partitions downstairs in an attempt to open up what is still a small and pokey space.

Get buzzed in and step into what is now the lounge, with a large flat screen TV (showing Jap gay porn), sofa, coffee table and internet station (for 1). Do a sharp U turn and head down a small passageway into a bank of lockers, with mirror and armchair and some space. It's a discreet space to undress and also to have hot sex with a guy who's just come in, or who can't make up his mind whether to leave.

Truth be told, the downstairs area is a definite improvement, almost tasteful - heck they've even put in new flooring that brightens up the space. And you can walk barefoot without your feet sticking.

Upstairs is a minor improvement. There's a steep flight of stairs to negotiate and another small TV lounge with a large screen. Tall guys will have trouble standing upright as the upstairs ceiling height is very low.

Upstairs, behind beaded curtains, they've added a communal playroom, with a small screen TV, (4 people could just play in there) mats and prop-up cushions, as well as a small, tight cruising corridor.

The 3 original playrooms are still there and are a disaster. Small, pokey, drafty and good luck finding the light switch. They come equipped with kleenex, condoms and lube.

Check their website to see what the joint now looks like.

Pros
* Very discreet location in the corner of 2 backstreet lanes;
* If you've got a buddy to play with and couldn't care about the cramped and totally airless space, then OK;
* Suitable for deeply closeted cases;
* Frequented by those who prefer a much quieter vibe;
* Some potential for group action - but you may have to bring your own group;
* Some attempt at re-decoration;
* Cheap-ish to get in, about HK$80.00, depending on day of week
* Overnite Friday and Saturday;

Cons
* Can be dead, or deadly quiet;
* Only occaisonal hotties;
* Hanky sized towels
* Sitting bare assed on cheap leather sofa or on cum stained cloth sofa upstairs, not the best idea;
* Not the first choice for a place to play;
* IT'S NOT A FUCKIN' SAUNA OK?? WHY THE HELL DO THEY CALL IT THAT?? IT'S A FUCKIN' PLAY SPACE...THERE AIN'T NO STEAM ROOM OR SAUNA....IT'S A FUCKIN' PLAY SPACE AND A LITTLE POKEY ONE AT THAT....

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Double Sauna 2

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8th Floor, Oriental House
24 - 26 Argyle Street
Mong Kok
Kowloon
Hong Kong
MTR: Mong Kok Station, Exit D3

Tel: 2396  9595
Web:  http://www.double-sauna.com/
 
What's this FuelMix has heard about some ugly old guy at the Reception Desk who apparently gets his kicks by turning people away he thinks are not attractive enough?

FuelMix has not been to this joint, having been repeatedly told they only want so-called muscledude chinks. FuelMix is one but not the other.

© 2009 FuelMix All Rights Reserved

The Vibe

Conventional fag literature is replete with admonitions to practice "safe sex". Essentially they list out a hierarchy of activities with varying degrees of riskiness. Occasionally, to make it look more scientific, some statistical odds will be thrown in.

The sexually gambling fag, who fancies a spin of the viral roulette chamber, is then left to make his own decision. It's well known and documented that a fag's decision making capabilities are often addled by lust, drink, poppers, amphetamine(s) du jour, crack, crystal meth, Ecstacy, Ketamine and Viagra - or any combination thereof.

Indeed it can be said that to truly be a fag, one has to have a chronically suppressed immune system, a high degree of emotional dysfunction and viciously deep denial. When ill health strikes "the community", there's usually a bleating for increased funding, more hospices, more drop-in centres blah, blah, blah. In other words, it becomes, or should become, somebody else's problem.

But consider this:

1. Fags always dump someone because of that person's "emotional baggage";

2. Emotions are a rich source of memory, power and weakness;

3. According to Quantum Physics, the human body is an electromagnetic field that both broadcasts and receives vibrations;

4. Everything is vibrational frequency including our 5 senses, whose receptors merely transduce vibrational frequency into a gestalt that we define as reality;

5. Therefore the broadcasting and receiving of emotions between 2 people is an exchange of vibrational frequency;

6. A person who is ill, has a low powered electromagnetic field;

7. Every illness has an emotional base. Yes fags, there is a growing body of medical literature on this;

8. So when a fag gets ill, or contracts HIV, or develops a compromised immune system or a chronically psychotic disorder, it's not just due to a sexual act fucked up with drugs. It's due to the vibrational importing of another person's emotional baggage that acts as the pre-cursor to a physical manifestation of illness.

Too far out for you fags to accept? Check out Is Safe Sex Really Safe? by Stephen And Lynda Kane published in Astrology On The Web

FuelMix is not advocating celibacy. But he does advocate being more selective as to whom a fag swaps his juice with.

© 2009 FuelMix All Rights Reserved

Viral Marketing

"We have among the highest rates of STDs of any developed country in the world".

John Douglas, Director STD Division, US Centres For Disease And Prevention

That's right fags. God's Own Country is one of the world's leading examples in crotch-related eeewww, especially amongst its teens and presumably, amongst the present generation of twink fags. Apparently, its citizens are happy to open their mouths to suck cock, but reluctant to open their mouths to talk about the health issues. That's the price to pay for being taught not to speak with your mouth full.

Chlamydia and Gonorrhea infections are stable, but at unacceptably high levels. Syphilis is resurgent after almost being eliminated. Many fags will recognize those as the holy Trinity of guilt, burning sensations and penile discharges that have wrecked many a carefully chosen underwear collection..........

Some stats from God's Own Country:

1. Niggas accounted for 71% of reported Gonorrhea cases and nearly half of all reported Chlamydia and Syphilis cases in 2008.

2. Nigga bitches aged 15 - 19 had highest rates of Chlamydia and Gonorrhea.

3. 13,500 Syphilis cases were reported in 2008, an 18% increase from 2007.

4. 63% of Syphilis cases were from men who have sex with other men.

5. Since so many niggas are in jail, this means that fewer nigga men are having sex with more nigga bitches, often spreading STDs.

Read the full report from Reuters dated 16 November 2009.

© 2009 FuelMix All Rights Reserved

Studio 2006 - Shanghai

1639 Huashan Road, No. 10 or
2006 Huaihai Middle Road No. 10
Shanghai
People's Republic Of China

Tel: +86 21 5230 6916
Web: http://www.studio2006.com.cn/


Billed as an upscale gay sauna in Shanghai.

Readers who've tried it are invited to submit a review.

Eye On Gay Shanghai 2

Copyright in the video vests in the lawful copyright holders.

Eye On Gay Shanghai 1

Copyright in the video vests in the lawful copyright holders.

In Pot We Trust 2

"It is time to take our heads out of the sand and start to regulate this $14 billion industry,.........By doing so, we can enact smart public policy that will bring much-needed revenue into the state and improve public safety by utilizing our limited law enforcement resources more wisely. The move toward regulation is simply common sense.”

Written Statement from Tom Ammiano,Bloomberg 28 October 2009.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!................HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!............

The social implications for the Golden State are so pathetic, it only warrants hysterical laughter from those of us elsewhere in the world who fortunately possess 360 helicopter vision and a higher intellect.

FuelMix has already analyzed this in the earlier article In Pot We Trust

© 2009 FuelMix All Rights Reserved

Gay Sauna Reviews: Asia

The detailed gay sauna reviews which FuelMix did for Very Rich Megacity (with more reviews to come from February 2010 onwards), have turned out to be extremely popular, according to the web stats. FuelMix was not surprised to receive requests suggesting similarly detailed reviews for cities in the Asian region.

Thinking about it, that makes sense. A lot of professionals and tourists are based in Asia, are visiting Asia, or travel around the region on business. The information on the Web about gay saunas in Asia is just awful, frequently out of date, not that helpful and often written by the owners themselves.

If there are readers in other Asian cities who would like to contribute detailed gay sauna reviews to a blog with a global impact, here is a list of cities that require coverage:


Taiwan
Taipei
Kaosiung


Phillippines
Manila


Japan
Tokyo
Osaka
Kyoto
Fukuoka
Okinawa
Hiroshima
Nagasaki
Sapporo
Sendai

For Japan, it would be helpful to receive gay sauna reviews for those who welcome gaijin i.e. foreigners, tourists who don't speak Japanese. Many gay saunas in Japan are not open to foreigners.


South Korea
Seoul

For Seoul, it would be helpful to receive gay sauna reviews for those who welcome foreigners and tourists who do not speak Korean. Like Japan, some gay saunas in Seoul are not open to foreigners.


Thailand
Bangkok
Phuket
Pattaya


Singapore


For the kind of information that readers are looking for, see the sauna reviews that FuelMix has written by clicking on the rainbow flag on the Right Hand side of the blog.

© 2009 FuelMix All Rights Reserved

Say What ?

According to a report in the Telegraph dated 23 October 2009, The Shrub is embarking on a potentially lucrative career as..........a motivational speaker.

Make your own jokes.

On a separate matter, is that Easter Bunny waaay too gay?

Follow Me Sauna

Used to be known as Prince House and it was not a sauna - just a cramped gay play space which most of the time, was dead. Located in a back lane in Very Rich Megacity's SoHo area, if anybody was there, they weren't good looking at all - mainly office chink fags loaded with attitude, looking to escape the grind for a couple of hours by smoking and watching Jap porn.

FuelMix is aware that highly closeted, ugly, married white guys would show up. It's mid-way between their office in Central and their pad in the Mid-Levels with the wife and the 2.5 kids.

If this place has been re-named and now claims to be a sauna, somebody else can go check it out and report here.

Alexander Sauna 4

1st Floor, Wing Cheong Building
404 Reclamation Street
Mong Kok
Kowloon
Hong Kong

Tel: 2148 0400


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The place is open 24 hours. Customers pay for 12 hours, which includes ONE In-Out privilege during that time. It's not advertised, but ask the staff and they'll tell you.

Friday afternoon 5pm on a glorious sunny day and the place was hopping. Lots of GAMs, including those who had obviously spent time at the gym. At least there was something to look at. A steady stream of customers including GWMs, both local and tourist, ages late 20s and up. Some white silver foxes there too who appeared to get action pretty easily. Also several Eurasian hunks made for interesting eye candy. It's patently clear that GWMs, Eurasians and Foreigners already know about this place and were hitting it well before 5pm - at least on a Friday.

FuelMix decided to stay and see what happened.

As the evening progressed, more buffed GAMs came plus more GWM local and tourists. GWMs, Eurasian hunks and Foreigners are quite friendly and will chat in the locker room and play with each other in the shower areas. Chinks will stand and model, but the smarter buffed ones will chase foreigners - especially if they have a body like FuelMix. Twink chinks will fall in love with each other and disappear into a room, giggling like schoolgirls.

By the time FuelMix left at 11pm (yes fags....he had fun) the place was packed and many playrooms were occupied. It suddenly dawned on FuelMix why.......there's no fag bar in the vicinity. Not only that, those who had arrived before FuelMix, were still there when he left. Some people are squeezing the full 12 hours of time out of their buck.

Lest the fascinated reader get the wrong idea, there's also no shortage of flabby ugly chinks.

And a warning. In the (Very) Dark Room corridors, beware of chinks who suddenly start chatting, offering a massage and whispering not to tell anyone. They're money boys from the Mainland trying to extort cash for sex. Don't fall for it. Best trick is to expose them to the Front Desk and get them thrown out.

If this place plays its cards right, one wonders whether it might become the International Mens Buffet of Kowloon side.

Central Escalator 6

2nd Floor, Cheung Hing Commercial Building, 

37 Cochrane Street,

Central, 

Hong Kong

MTR: Central or Hong Kong Station
 

Tel: 2581 9951

Easy way to find it: above 7 Eleven and opposite Park N Shop supermarket.


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Same tired clutch of corporate white trash (20s to 60s - remember to count the warts and moles as they walk by) and the yellow poodles that follow them around.

And vice versa.

The international buffet of men is getting stale - as is the internal air quality in a cramped space thanks to fags sucking on nicotine, despite the smoking ban that's now in force.

Chink fags find the place fascinating, particularly those who've experienced rejection from white fags in Western saunas. Here, they get a warmer welcome from the local and visiting whites plus a chance to practice their English.

Some Western tourists, anticipating a larger space and raunchier action, wander around looking bemused, then leave pretty quickly or grimly sit in a corner munching bananas, racking up some time to justify the entrance fee.

Still, every church has its congregation. (Although at this joint, don't hold your breath waiting for a religious experience - and when you do inhale, think of all the benefits of Passive Smoking).

Dem Niggas Again

According to a BBC report for 20 July 2009, quoting the medical journal, the Lancet, HIV rates amongst gay niggas in sub-Saharan Africa is 10 times higher than the general male population.

The report said that prejudice towards nigga fags was leading to isolation and harassment. In turn, it resulted in risky sexual practices.

Consider the above statement for a moment. What it means is that nigga fags are blaming somebody else's view of them for their high infection rates. Sorry niggas. FuelMix doesn't buy that one. Even if there is a cultural, political and religious unwillingness in Sub-Saharan Africa to accept nigga fags as equal members of society, where does that take away the individual's obligation - and power - to control his own body?

Granted, ignorance may play a role too. Apparently, the report stated that while nigga fags might be married with kids and were aware of HIV/AIDS contracted from pussy, they were unaware of the risks coming from men. Again, that seems curious considering that these nigga fags were prone to be intravenous drug users (yeah that's real healthy), have multiple sex partners and work in the sex trade.

FuelMix is reminded of a park here in Very Rich Megacity, frequented by African niggas from Ghana and Nigeria. They stay till the midnight closing time, clustered in groups, periodically buying hashish from Pakistanis smuggling it in from Afghanistan. They're always on the lookout for sex - whether from Filipina women (whom they'll fuck for free) or, chink and white fags with a nigga fetish (whom they'll charge).

It appears that niggas are quite accomplished negotiating cash for cock whilst in a foreign city, but incapable of negotiating cock to save their life whilst in their own countries.

Ironic.

© 2009 FuelMix All Rights Reserved

HUNK 2

Oh dear, oh dear. It's Friday nite, FuelMix is at Hunk writing this and there's fuck all happening here, just after 7:40pm. It's been a year since FuelMix was at this place and an update seemed in order.

There's about 16 guys here, all GAMs, in total silence - and very sullen to the point of appearing resentful. FuelMix's very muscled body is getting closely looked at. Waaay too much attitude from these GAMs. The doorbell is ringing and guys are coming in, so it's obviously peak period, what with after work, end of the week and all that.

But man....their attitude sucks. And so does this place. It's run by the same crowd who run ABC, Gateway and Alexander (all of which have been reviewed in this blog). Physically, this place is the shabbiest to look at and the darkest. The Locker area is so outrageously dim, it's nearly impossible to read the numbers, pack your things properly or even look at yourself in the mirror.

FuelMix is rapidly taking a correspondingly dim view of this joint.

Update:

It's past 10pm. There's a total of 30 GAMs here now and Zero Action. They're burning a ton of calories walking around, monastically silent with a rancid attitude. FuelMix has been informed by a GAM patron (who politely asked if he could kiss FuelMix's bod) that this place is Attitude Central, utterly notorious for a dead vibe.

Seems an expensive way of eating a banana and watching a flat screen TV.

Not only that, said the patron, but apparently the same crowd circulates through ABC and Gateway. Y'all have been warned.

FuelMix is outta here. For good.

© 2009 FuelMix All Rights Reserved

Alexander Sauna 3

 1st Floor, Wing Cheong Building
404 Reclamation Street
Mong Kok
Kowloon
Hong Kong
MTR: Mong Kok Station, Exit E 1 

Open 24 hours
Tel: 2148 0400


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Pros

1. Open 24 hours
2. Very close to MTR.
3. Discreet location. Ideal for:
(1) deeply closeted cases uncomfortable with saunas in Central, Wanchai, Causeway Bay or Tsim Sha Tsui;
(2) miserably married fags, delusional cocksucking str8s;
(3) hot dudes looking for an alternative venue;.
4. Discreet location - yet next to major luxury hotel and behind major shopping area. Potential for visiting tourists, businessmen and tricks from the mall.
5. Very clean.
6. Large number of good sized playrooms, including room with a sling and a couple of group rooms.
7. Good sized video screens showing white and Asian gay porn.


Cons

1. Pricey.
2. Bad lighting in Wet Area.
3. Distorting mirrors in playrooms.
4. Lots of “stand and model”
5. Limited seating
5. Ugly to mediocre GAMs


Verdict

OK for a group of pre-vetted hot guys guaranteed action with each other or, a buddy with whom you’d show up and fuck.

Otherwise, you could be wasting your time admiring the décor.

© 2009 FuelMix All Rights Reserved

Alexander Sauna 2

1st Floor, Wing Cheong Building
404 Reclamation Street
Mong Kok
Kowloon
Hong Kong
MTR: Mong Kok Station, Exit E 1 

Open 24 hours
Tel: 2148 0400


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The sauna is open 24 hours and is owned by the guys who own ABC, Gateway and Hunk (all of which have been reviewed in this blog).

Like those saunas, Alexander has an interesting décor, layout and is extremely clean.

Pay your coin and entry is given to the Locker Rooms. Pretty standard stuff.

The Wet Area

Just off the Locker Room is a sliding door, behind which is a large Wet Area with showers, toilets, a very large tepid water stone Jacuzzi with porn screen and a rain shower (nice touch), dry sauna and a steam room.

The showers have twin jets – one at cock level and one overheard. Both are individually adjustable. Some showers have circular pony walls to allow showering with a buddy.

The dry sauna is pretty standard. The steam room is intense and also has circular partitions for group or buddy action. There’s also a shower in the steam room.

The lighting in the Wet Area is appalling. It consists of fibre optic-type strands of strobe lights that change red, green, blue and white. Massively irritating and violates FuelMix’s cardinal rule – that a dude must be well lit in the shower area in order to be checked out for potential action.

Towel changes are available at no charge.


The Lounge

Follow the corridor out of the Locker Room (past the vertical sun tanning booth). The lounge has a large flat screen TV, magazines in Chinese, 2 free computers and a bar area to eat the complimentary snacks of crackers and bananas. There are also complimentary vending machines for soda pop, tea and coffee.

Seating in the lounge is on a wide Chinese style divan on which 4 people can recline, propped up by cushions. If you can’t get on, forget it. There’s no where else to sit – except the bench in the Locker Room.


Dark Room / Playrooms

Go through the Lounge and pull back the curtains. This is the quasi-maze, darkroom and playrooms all in one. It’s a partitioned space, fairly roomy, enough circulating space and very dark.

There are a large number of clean, good sized private playrooms, individually lit, with mattress pads on the floor. Fortunately, the switches are easy to find and each room has the usual condom /lube/ tissue stuff. Some of these rooms have those idiot fairground mirrors that distort the reflection so be warned. A major turnoff.

There are also a couple of large group rooms with porn TV for the sociable and the exhibitionists, plus a room with a sling.


Comment

This sauna opened a few months ago and is the newest on the scene. The overwhelming impression is that it is underused at present. Part of the problem may be that the clientele are GAMs who are neither muscular nor goodlooking. They come in different ages and sizes but they appear to be in the 20 to 30- something range. Perhaps at the moment, not that many people know of the place or how to get there even though they are advertising in local gay media.

FuelMix is prepared to keep an open mind and assume that since the place is open 24 hours, hotties might come and go at other times. The place has potential even though the vibe was boring.


For the conclusion, see Part 3

© 2009 FuelMix All Rights Reserved

Alexander Sauna 1

1st Floor, Wing Cheong Building
404 Reclamation Street
Mong Kok
Kowloon
Hong Kong
MTR: Mong Kok Station, Exit E 1

Tel: 2148 0400


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This sauna is located in a city block in the Mong Kok – Tai Kok Tsui area that was the subject of a major re-development and is now called the Langham Place Hotel. Mong Kok is a vibrant, utterly chaotic part of town, with a vibe all of its own. It’s not the prettiest part of town since many of the old building are pre-World War 2 or early 1950s. It is being steadily re-developed. To make matters more complicated, not all the buildings are numbered.

Getting To Alexander

1. Take the MTR to Mong Kok Station. Then look for Exit E 1. Be very careful. Exit E 1 lists (amongst others) Langham Place which is a major, multi-level shopping mall located in the block BEFORE the Langham Place Hotel.

2. You will need to come to Langham Place before you can even find the Langham Place Hotel. Got it?

3. When you emerge from Exit E 1, there is a short, but wide lane (nameless) that acts as a thoroughfare to the main cross-street, which is Portland Street. You’ll know you’re in that nameless lane if you see One Grand Tower to your left.

4. Walk to the end of the lane and look up across Portland Street. That’s the Langham Place shopping mall and it’s huge. You’re NOT going inside at all.

5. Now cross Portland Street towards the mall and then face left. Walk down Portland Street and if you’re smart, you’ll see the UA Cinemas on your right. Continue to the end of the block where Portland Street meets Shantung Street. Turn right at the corner and walk down Shantung Street.

6. The next cross street is Shanghai Street. Cross Shanghai Street and continue down Shantung Street.

7. The next cross street is Reclamation Street. That’s the street you want. Wing Cheong Building is on the corner of Shantung Street and Reclamation Street, sharply to your right. The building is next to (but separate from) the Langham Place Hotel.

8. If you’ve reached the right place, you’ll see a flight of stairs, with the bannister made out of rope. Alexander’s logo (see above) is at the foot of the stairs. Walk up to the first floor and turn LEFT. Ring the doorbell on the unmarked brown door and they’ll buzz you in.

Yeah fags, it’s complicated getting there, but it’s only a 5 minute walk from Exit E 1. COPY AND PRINT THESE FUCKIN' DIRECTIONS, COZ FUELMIX AIN'T GONNA SING THEM AGAIN.


How Much ?

Currently HK$ 130.00. That’s on the pricey side for a sauna in Very Rich Megacity.


So…What’s the 411 On The Place ?

Read Part 2.

© 2009 FuelMix All Rights Reserved

The New Nomads - Part 1

It’s a sign of the times.

First they came to the Orient as traders, then as greedy conquering colonials, then as (equally greedy) professional expatriates and now, as economic migrants. FuelMix says that white man is very good at bartering, brutalizing, bragging and begging.

And there’ll be a lot more of these pale faces looking to dip their paws in the Asian ricebowl. Things in the West will get plenty shitty before they get any better.

It’s a strange twist of irony watching these incoming whites shuffling dazed into the Asian humidity, utterly awed by the fast paced, slick modernity of Asia’s urban landscape. Sure, they’ll bitch about the heat, the crowds, the pollution. But in the next breath, they’ll say they’ve come “to seek new opportunities”, or “sample another culture for a while” or “explore their career options”. They overstay their tourist visas or frantically convert them into work permits. The expatriate community media stays quiet, preferring to concentrate on the club scene, the restaurants, how to get around, where to shop, where to live.

Yet, when non-whites, even professionals, head West, they’re described as “brown tide” or “yellow peril”. The media is riled and hysterical, politicians and union leaders are wheeled out demanding immigration controls, ultra-nationalist and far right parties see a spike in their fan base, the incoming ethnics are socially degraded and marginalized, derided as “opportunists” and “economic migrants”.

Just what the hell do you think you whites have become?

This tide of white detritus now heading towards the Orient, is great news for potato queens on E, V and Crack looking for drug fucked white dick while hallucinating about that grand entrance at the University of Fag Bar on the arm of a newly arrived, internationally ignorant, barely employable, white thing with a rumoured dong of death.

It’s bad news for those of us with any class, culture and equally impressive cocks.

Squirm in your seat if you have to. You know FuelMix is right.

© 2009 FuelMix All Rights Reserved (in the text only)
Copyright in the cartoon image vests in the cartoonist who created it. FuelMix is presently unable to identify the cartoonist.

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An hysterically funny advertising campaign for the Spiderman 3 movie.

Life In The Losing Lane

And yet again.....fags in the Golden State of God's Own Country got fucked over, courtesy of the state's Supreme Court decision not to interfere with the result of Proposition 8 (which defined "marriage" as a union between a man and a woman).

And yet again...... FuelMix smirked with satisfaction. He saw this one coming.

There was no shortage of hysterical fags and sin-ugly lesbians declaiming their anguish in sound bites that went on longer than a tawdry Oscar acceptance speech for Best Actress (sorry, Best Female Actor....).

They just don't get it. Marriage, as a moral institution is crumbling. Nobody knows what the new paradigm of marriage is going to be. Let the Moral Militia keep marriage to themselves.

For a sub-culture that supposedly "prides" itself on blazing a new trail, fags have shown themselves to be remarkably reticent and cowardly in embracing Civil Union. FuelMix has always maintained that Separate But Equal is the way to go.

And just what are fags hung up on "Marriage" for all of a sudden? Fags are so transient that their idea of a good friend is anyone who remembers their name - and it's well known how fags just love to give out a false name here and there.

It's not about Equality. It's about the childishly smug satisfaction of attempting to get one's way even though it makes no sense. If fags really want to enter into Marriage, shouldn't they study relationships? Other than superficial camaraderie and the obligatory peck on the cheek, fags are notoriously crippled in their emotional intelligence and their ability to relate to another person. C'mon be honest, everyone's seen the repressed walking wounded ghetto fag for whom even basic civility is a problem.

And these fags want "marriage"? HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH...........!!!

There's the usual shit about being homophobic if a thinking gay man doesn't support gay marriage. But that's nothing more than Amphetamine Andy and his Soyabean Stalinist friends attempting to impose their brand of mob populism.

And just what would the stats of gay marriage look like for the average ghetto fag? Let's see......skinny twink in gay bar, low level retail job, lousy income, "recreational drug user" (a.k.a. part time addict) meets similar, "falls in love" and gets "married" By the time he reaches 30, the fag would have been divorced 7 times.

Yeah, that fish is a real catch.

Or, how about 2 fags who fucked their brains out in the sauna, had a meaningful conversation and fell in love within the 8 hour Locker Rental period, moved in with each other and 1 month later, applied for a marriage license coz that Gay Cruise to Cancun was coming up and "married couples" get a discount on the cabin with the balcony.

You don't think gay businesses are gonna milk "gay marriage" for a buck??? HAHAHAHAHAHAH........!!!

Fag lawyers of course, would support "gay marriage". A fag marriage and the inevitable (multiple) separations and divorce per fag, would provide multiple streams of income. Ghetto fag lawyers scrape by on Wills for the HIV-dying, basic Immigration law to import that mail order fag from Latvia, Landlord and Tenant Law (most fags in the ghetto can't afford to buy their crib), Criminal Law and some really low level commercial advice. They'd be salivating at the prospect of "gay marriage" income.

It's far easier than attempting to draft a Code Of Civil Union for Same Sex Couples that enshrined Domestic Partnerships and all their rights with the force of law.

After all, Mark is hosting that mixer where that hot male model has promised to show up, and then after that we're gonna see that artsy film that everybody was talking about in Cannes, and then maybe a late supper at that Bistro with that cute waiter.......


© 2009 FuelMix All Rights Reserved

In Pot We Trust

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