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Friday, October 29, 2010

Follow Me Sauna 3

Shop B, G/F, No. 9 Old Bailey Street
Central
Hong Kong

Tel: 2810 0144
Web: http://203.86.167.152/ads/FollowMe/

This from a reader:

Dear FuelMix


Dropped into this joint (coz it's right across the alley from Pure Fitness in SoHo and some hot guys go to that gym right?  So I'm thinking hmmm meybee they need some post workout fun....) Boy what a disappointment.  Your  reviews of this place are correct except that they now added a bunch of curtains to section off the areas.


Downstairs is clean enough.  But the upstairs playrooms are really small and grubby.  So is the only toilet and shower with mold growing on the shower curtain.  Upstairs dark area gives off a real icky vibe.  Was trying to play with one guy but neither of us wanted to lie down on the grubby mattress so called it off.


Wuz only 5 guys there all GAMs watching Japanese porn. They said that on Friday nites and Saturday nites guys from the clubs drop in late.  Very disappointing experience so went to My Way Platinum in Wanchai instead.  Had a better time there.

FuelMix says:  Thanks.  Hard to know what to make of Follow Me "Sauna". Doesn't have a dry sauna or a steam room and FuelMix has seen and heard about the playroom grubbiness.  Location is potentially excellent as you pointed out, but a total waste of space.  FuelMix has heard about the Friday and Saturday late nite drop ins from the clubs as well as rumours of "muscleboys" there.  Whatever..........frankly he doesn't believe it.  There are other places in town to get action.

The thing that quirks FuelMix is why Central Escalator isn't open 24 hours Friday and Saturdays?  It's right there too..........

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Wednesday, October 27, 2010

ABC Sauna 7

6/F Cheong Hing Building, 
72 Nathan Road, 
Tsim Sha Tsui, 
Kowloon, Hong Kong
MTR: Tsim Sha Tsui

Tel: 2301 - 4500

Courtesy of a reader:

Hi FuelMix


Dropped into ABC Sauna today in the early evening since it was close to my hotel.  Wasn't expecting much but it was quite full with a mixture of GAMs, GWMs and a truckload of Mexicans.  Lots of cruising, some action in the steam room and several of the rooms were occupied.  Not the hottest guys around but presentable.  So-So kinda place.  Popular with Taiwanese so I was told.  Was also told that muscular guys show up on Friday evenings and weekends.  Is that helpful?


FuelMix says:  Yeah it's helpful to know, although FuelMix adamantly refuses to give this place the coveted Debauchery Seal of Approval.  There are other places around town worthy of that.  As for the truckload of Mexicans, one assumes (at least in the Northern Hemisphere) that since they're neither picking grapes nor picking their noses, the bus had to take them somewhere.

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Sunday, October 24, 2010

Alexander Sauna 8

1st Floor, Wing Cheong Building
404 Reclamation Street
Mong Kok
Kowloon
Hong Kong
MTR: Mong Kok Station, Exit E 1 

Open 24 hours
Tel: 2148 0400

Woo hoo!! fags !!  Jacked up on sushi and sake FuelMix hit Alexander Sauna around 8pm on the weekend and totally had a blast !!  The place was hopping.  He got serviced 8 times.......yep, swear to God, 8 fuckin' times......in the darkroom, in the private rooms, in the dry sauna, in the shower and in the steam room.  FuelMix was just too drunk to stagger into the shallow hot tub with the rain shower, but caught the attention of a totally hot, seriously built, half-Chinese, half Black American stud who ate FuelMix's ass out like there was no tomorrow.

Man.......it had been a couple of months since FuelMix had hit Alexander.  This place appears to be rocketing in popularity and diversity of clientele. They just kept on coming.  Full spectrum of chinks, white trash,  foreigners and tourists PLUS for the first first time, FuelMix saw THREE built black dudes there at the same time (excluding the one above).  Curiously, it was the generic white fags showing the most attitude. Standing around like sandwiches in search of a picnic, they were duly and deservedly ignored by the horny clientele and had nobody but themselves to blame. They glared as FuelMix got comprehensively serviced.  FuelMix  laughed maniacally ...........8 times you fuckin' faggots............

The local vibe says that the fun in Alexander starts Friday afternoons - but remember the place is open 24 hours.  So potentially any day would work.  The place is  totally competing with Central Escalator for diversity of clientele - and one more thing - FuelMix spotted a few fags from the now defunct Towel Club hanging out at Alexander.

Amazing experience this time around.  FuelMix is still recovering.  Feel free to send get well notes.

(Remember, gay saunas are a fickle place and it's like a casino.  You pay your money.  You take your chances.  Sometimes you win.  Sometimes you don't).

Pothead Gatorade

Doesn't matter what spin you put on it, that's what it is.  Not entirely clear whether it is only available by prescription, but the details of this beverage, apparently made from ingredients grown in God's Own Country, can be found on the quaintly named Dixie Elixirs & Medibles site.

Sunday, October 17, 2010

Gay Bombay (Mumbai)

FuelMix received this from a reader in Mumbai, India

Dear FuelMix

Your blog and the quality of your writing are very impressive.  It is refreshing to see a blog that is candid and explicit without sinking into generic gay porn like so many others.  Having said that, the gay sauna reviews for Hong Kong make for interesting reading.  Perhaps I should try the saunas there.  Unfortunately there are no gay saunas in Mumbai (Bombay) so I am unable to contribute a review.  Mumbai is a very cosmopolitan city with a huge (but discreet) gay population on account of it being the business and cultural centre of India.  One of my favourite links is Gay Bombay.   This is a high quality site about gay life in Mumbai. Could I please ask you to let your readers know of this site?


FuelMix says:  Done.

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Saturday, October 09, 2010

Snorting To New Highs

According to a report in the Telegraph dated 23 September 2010, entitled Oxytocin-the love hormone-could cure shyness what was once used to increase empathy and bonding, particularly between parents and children is now being considered as a cure for shyness - via a nasal spray.  It appears that this naturally occurring hormone, increases empathetic ability in the shy and socially less proficient.

Naturally occurring hormone huh?  Well, that's bad news for fags.

That's because the average fag resorts to synthetics like poppers and crack to increase his social proficiency.....oh wait if he gets his grubby paws on pure cocaine, or pure pot or pure heroin, that might qualify as a natural chemical.  Rats.........they're all usually cut with something too.

Come to think of it, is the fag actually increasing his social proficiency and empathy towards others when he's on chems?  Well, at a rave or circuit party or at Hustlaball, he might go around hugging and French-kissing the other fags.  But most of the time when he's flying on something, it's not for social proficiency or empathy.  It's the reckless abandonment of inhibition, the loss of coordination and a complete cognitive dissonance about time and space.  In fact, some fags are so socially proficient and empathetic while they're on chems, that they do us all a favour and permanently check out.

FuelMix can just hear the righteous chorus of fags screaming in disagreement......."Yeah, but when I yell "C'mon, fuck me, fuck me, just fuck me", when I'm repeatedly snorting poppers or chems in the sauna, I'm relating to other people and showing my empathy".

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An Altered State

"......the last thing we want to be is a pot-based Disneyland"

-----Lark Melesea, of Twist, sellers of Hemp clothing, Mendocino, California, quoted in USA Today, 8 October 2010, Will Mendocino County become the Napa Valley of marijuana ?

Several times in this blog, FuelMix has written about the Not-So-Golden State in God's Own Country flirting with the idea of legalizing marijuana for the purposes of raising tax revenue. It has implications for fags and the inherently stupid general population.  If the ballot proposition to legalize pot for recreational use passes in November 2010, then parts of the Not-So-Golden-State will apparently rival its wine growing localities by offering "bud & breakfast" tours, "meet the growers" days, marijuana tasting rooms and other haze inducing activities for the mellow, the hypocritical, the politically correct and the vacuous - which pretty much sums up the demographic in that state.

The Not-So-Golden-State is falling over itself to complete its "pot-ty training" and become the Emerald Triangle of Pot. New words are entering the lexicon like "marijuana tourism".  Other counties like Oakland have "pot universities" that teach the art of growing and medical dispensaries selling pot-laced Belgian chocolates.  Yes indeed, there's nothing more intelligent than adding another drug to an already addictive confectionery.  And just wait till they start driving........

Of course, these are the same people who bitch long and hard that their southern neighbour, NarcoTaco, is sending too many drugs their way and that growing it themselves would lessen foreign criminal influence.  Really?  Check your history idiots.  The Not-So-Golden-State used to be part of NarcoTaco and these greasy chicanos ain't never gonna give it up.  If they did, then all those nice gang members who sodomize fags with baseball bats, would head back south.

(FuelMix is waiting for a rational answer to the question: if str8 Latino gang members hate fags, why would they play with their buttholes?)

Oh and guess what else fags?  The co-founder of Facebook thinks legalizing pot is a great idea too and made a US$100,000.00 donation to the cause. As the main beneficiary of his largesse enthused:

".....What's interesting here is that (co-founder of Facebook) is a member of the generation that really gets it".

Gets what?.........Sense?......Nah that's pitching the bar too high.

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Sunday, October 03, 2010

Friends In The Half Life

Those readers who take a dim view of Facebook's curious privacy policy, now have another reason to take an even dimmer view.

It appears that Facebook has changed its "Friends" policy.  Previously when someone applied to become a Friend,  a person had the right to either accept them or ignore them.  If they were ignored, one assumed that was the end of them.

Not any more.

Now when someone applies to become a Friend, a person can either accept them or use a new button called "Not Now".  If the "Not Now" option is chosen, the Friend is sent to a kind of half-life.  They're not your Friend but.....UNLESS YOU'VE TAKEN THE ADDITIONAL STEP OF BLOCKING THEM.......THEY WILL BE AUTOMATICALLY SUBSCRIBED TO ALL YOUR PUBLIC FEEDS, POSTS, PICTURES AND INFORMATION............

Unless the privacy options are set to "Friends Only" or higher, this person or people in the Half Life become ghosts who follow you around leaching considerable amounts of your personal information.

In other words, what Facebook has done is to morph someone you don't want as a "Friend" into a "Follower".

Creepy and unethical.

Read more on GroovyPost dated 24 September 2010 entitled, Facebook's New "Not Now" Friend Feature.

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The Scent Of A Man

During World War 2, British Intelligence, namely MI6, discovered that semen was a terrific invisible ink with which to pen top secret letters. It did not react to the main methods of detection at the time (iodine vapour) and was readily available...............The report is from Telegraph.co.uk dated 21 September 2010 entitled, MI6 used bodily fluids as invisible ink

The only drawback was that Secret Agents had to be reminded to use "fresh" ....*ahem*...."ink" when recipients of their letters began noticing an unusual odor emanating from the letters.

Presumably the use of cum as invisible ink, also gave new meaning to the phrase, "I need to be left alone whilst I go through my confidential briefs".

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Friday, October 01, 2010

Global Gay Gym Guide

With the success of FuelMix's gay sauna reviews for Very Rich Megacity, the thought occurred to him to invite his readers worldwide to recommend the best gay (or gay friendly) gyms to meat and greet other gay guys.

Pretty straightforward stuff:

  • The full address, contact details and website of the gym
  • A Google map link
  • What sorta guys go there
  • When's the best time to go to meet / meat other hot dudes
  • Where in the gym? In the main fitness centre? in the locker rooms? steam rooms? showers? sauna?
Easy.  Share what you know.  Spread the luuuv. Meet a hottie. Make a friend.

Spill the beans to: fuelinjectedmale@live.hk to get the balls rolling.................

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