Club Houzz Sauna 6

4/F Canton Plaza

1125 – 1127 Canton Road

Mong Kok

Kowloon

Hong Kong

MTR:  Mong Kok Station, Exit A 2

Tel: 3484 2770

http://www.wix.com/clubhouzz/sample2#!

NOT open 24 hours;

Open daily from 3pm to 3am
Nude Nite after 8pm

This came in from a reader today:  

Dear FIM,

I have followed your blog avidly for a few months now having only discovered it recently despite having been in Hong Kong for a year and a half now. I visited Club Houzz recently upon your recommendation and had quite some fun there, so I thought I would write a review for you. 

I turned up at 5:45pm on a Friday night and left at about 7:10pm. This was the first visit to a gay sauna for me and I wasn't quite sure what to expect. Despite your excellent instructions, I still had a fairly difficult time finding the entrance at first, it being on a side door down an alleyway on the side building. At first I thought the club had been shut as the main lobby area was shuttered. I was glad that the security guard was lounging outside the building on the street, didn't want to have to endure a knowing smirk while waiting for the lift.

The reception was nice and took me by surprise, with the reception area mainly covered in gray concrete, with the door discretely concealed as part of the wall. I paid my fee and entered. I put my stuff into the locker area, which seemed nice and clean, and was surprised at how forward the guys in the tv lounge were in trying to check me out. Someone was smoking in the toilet, which I didn't really get, but took a quick shower (showers were quite nice) and headed into the dark area with the cabins.

The crowd there was all Asian. Didn't see anyone of any other race. Wasn't sure about what to do at first, so after familiarising myself with the layout, I waited in the tv porn area (not the tv lounge). Walked past a couple of guys sitting in the tv lounge area playing video games, not sure what they were doing there. Guy who stood behind me started massaging my shoulders and an older guy (seemed like he was in his fourties) who came past started feeling me up and then ended up giving me a blowjob. I was a little taken aback at how quick it all started, so he gave me a bj without a condom which was probably not a good thing. Had a checkup recently anyway, and it was all okay.

The guy who approached me first was mid-thirties (I reckon) had some muscle on him but also had a slight belly. We moved into a private cabin and after lots of feeling me up and nibbling, the older guy left, probably after I made it clear I was less interested in him. The other guy had a bit of an attitude, tried to get me to suck him off but then refused to do anything about mine so I left him after a while.

I was back in again after a quick shower and cruised one of those tanned GAMS who had a nice defined lean body. I actually thought he was Pino at first, but after some intense fucking when we had moved into a private cabin, he informed me that he was from Hong Kong. Don't get the tanning craze here in Hong Kong. He was really sweet and I fucked him pretty hard. We both ended up showering each other together which was pretty cool and then I went back to the porn lounge to jack off. 

Got cruised by a lot older guy there, he was insistent on touching me even though I was not interested, and he ended up blowing me but I was came and went to get another shower and to get ready to leave.

Was a pretty intense and cool experience. Was also handed a free pass to come back by management which was very flattering indeed.

Seemed like the crowd was a lot older than what you had described in your blog, but I had a great time anyway and the place was pretty nice. Not really looking forward to the other crummier places with less room as described on your blog.

Anyway, also wanted to thank you for the great work on your blog. I usually cruise online to get sex, but I've found it pretty difficult to get action online in HK and decided to forgo online cruising when some guy I wrote to told me to get back to the real world when I asked him whether he wanted to meet up for sex. A bit about me: mid-twenties, GAM, lived and educated overseas, professional, gymfit.

Cheers and have a good week!

Wxxx

FuelMix says: 

Thanks for the helpful comments. The times FuelMix was there, it was a younger gym fit to muscular crowd in their 20s and 30s. The guys there were pretty fit and friendly.  Best times to go apparently are Friday nite and Saturdays, although action can be had on weekdays from about 5:30pm - 10pm.  Sundays can be busy too so the clientele said.

But as FuelMix has repeatedly warned, a gay sauna is like a casino.  You pay your money and take your chances.  There are no guarantees that you will get action even durng "prime time".

Still, Club Houzz Sauna has a lot going for it. Yeah the smoking in the toilet is a nuisance, but at least they keep the windows open - which is more than can be said for Alexander which has now wired both bathroom windows shut and the entire shower area can make you gag and hack when people gather there to light up.  It's lke WTF.......there's now a legal smoking ban......

BTW.....you weren't the only one to be showered with goodies from the Management. (FuelMix is as hot as they come, darlin'....).  Having said that, FuelMix's gay sauna reviews are completely independent and anoymously done. 

Thank you for your comments about the blog too.  Much appreciated.
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ABC Sauna 13

6/F Cheong Hing Building, 

72 Nathan Road, 

Tsim Sha Tsui, 

Kowloon, Hong Kong
MTR: Tsim Sha Tsui

Tel: 2301 - 4500

From a reader:  

I dropped into ABC on a Sunday afternoon and was very disappointed.   There were lots of people there both GAMs and GWMs.  They were not attractive at all and there was a lot of attitude.  Although all the private rooms were full at the time, when the people came out of them they were just as ugly as the rest.  After that people just stood around.  There were a lot of smokers there too so that hallway that leads from the Locker Room to the shower was just stinking of cigarette smoke.  What about the smoking ban??

I don’t understand this place at all.  I’ve been there several times on different days of the week to see if it was any better. But each time I walk out frustrated and annoyed.  I don’t think ABC is worth the entrance fee.  It seems I’m not alone in my opinion.  As I left, 2 other GAMs were also leaving and they complained about the attitude and how boring the place was.

It is so weird that this ABC is such an erection-killer.  The premises are nice, the location is great.  But………I don’t think I will go back.

FuelMix says:  

A couple of months ago, FuelMix thought that ABC might be evolving into a fun place on a weekend afternoon.  But he has been hearing comments very similar to the above.  It’s hard to tell whether ABC’s clientele are chronically ugly and attitudinal or whether this place is extremely erratic when it comes to finding hot, friendly guys. 

Unfortunately the consensus for the moment, appears to be the former.

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Colony Sauna 10

2nd Floor, 177 Prince Edward Road West
Kowloon
Hong Kong
Tel: 3486 1342
MTR: Prince Edward Station, Exit B1

Open 24 hours
Web: http://203.86.167.152/ads/Colony/

This came in from a reader today: 

Dear FuelMix

Checked out Colony Sauna last night ( Friday July 15) and thought I should send you an update of what I saw there.

'Boutique' sauna?

Upon arrival I noticed how squeaky clean everything is here. The place is really looked after and it's definitely the boutique hotel among the bigger establishments. Indirect lighting everywhere ... thick, hotel-like towels ... lounge area with adjacent balcony ... the mattresses in the playrooms are much thicker and less leathery than anywhere else too ... it's basically a big open space with lots of room to sit down and relax, as a matter of fact there is less space to fuck than to hangout, which is definitely quite ... comical? 

Too late to tango?

It was rather late on a Friday night (3am) and I only went because I read in one of your earlier posts that the place is frequented by the Mong KOk clubkids from up the road when they've finished dancing!! I was, however, a little disappointed to see only 5 other pairs of shoes on the shoe rack in the locker area, especially cause the owner made it sound that there were still plenty of others about before I paid [to enter].

After a quick walk around, I saw only one guy in the spa who showed no interest in me and two of the booths were locked with no sound coming from inside. Apparently couples like to come here and spend the night together. And fair enough, this place does breathe that sort of vibe in the first place. 

I go to a sauna every now and then and not always get action.  Either I’m being too picky/nervous or I arrive at a time when there is no action to be had in the first place (like last night). So I settled down at the bar and had a chat with the owner over coffee and cake :)) He is a very friendly guy and we chatted for about an hour before I decided to move on. According to him, weekdays between 6 and 9 and a bit later on Friday, Saturday and Sunday are their busy periods. If I'd only arrived an hour earlier, he said, I would have seen about a dozen more guys about.

Verdict

It's a sauna which promotes a sort of relaxed and homely atmosphere. Will I go back? Yeah probably, it's an interesting place with some potential. Like you have mentioned in your own posts, it's a sauna that definitely stands out to all the other saunas in Hong Kong. And the owner also said they have nude-nights (Monday and Thursday I think, but better confirm) which in his words are "much wilder"!! haha

Cheers

FuelMix says:

Thanks for the update.  Was waiting for a reader to give their view of Colony Sauna.  Your comments about the "boutique" sauna feel to the place, are correct.

Some suggestions as to when to go there to avoid the "too late to tango" syndrome:

1.  Although this place is open 24 hours, the hotel-like feel to it means that late at night, customers drop in to sleep, get up at dawn, shower, shave, have a quick snack at the bar and then go to work.  Showing up at 3am, virtually guarantees zero action.

2.  Weekdays, including Friday nights, are tough to predict although in the past, FuelMix did get action on a Wednesday evening between 7pm - 11pm.  At other times, it was minimal and like you, FuelMix was perched at the bar.  Their website lists Theme Nites during the week.

3.  Saturday evenings, from 8pm onwards is Nude Nite.  From past experience, FuelMix showed up there on  Saturday Nites between 8:30pm - Midnight and was well serviced by hungry bottoms.  Customers tend to stream in from about 9pm onwards on Saturday Nite.  Some of the more horny ones will also get a group thing going on the very private balcony which can be kinda fun if you're invited to join in.  You might want to show up between those times and provide a further update.

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Action Sauna 8

1/F Overseas Building,
417 - 421 Hennessy Road
Causeway Bay
Hong Kong
MTR:  Causeway Bay, Exit B

Telephone: 2893 7027
Note:   NOT open 24 hours, except on weekends. Call to confirm opening times

FuelMix dropped in after an absence of a couple of months. Mid-week 5pm, stayed till 7pm.  Steady stream of peeps coming in, mainly office chinks, but also counted  5 whites.  Some of the chinks had good gym bodies, but their attitude sucked and in any event, they were propped up against a wall chain- sucking nicotine.  Heavy smokers can’t keep their muscle tone so they’re wasting their gym membership fee.

The whites were ugly leftovers from Alexander.

Surprisingly, FuelMix got pretty good action from a chink fag.

Hint:  Don’t be afraid to turn on the lights in the private rooms in the ultra-dark Dark Area, in order to navigate the space and check out the meat.  The chinks won’t like it and you’ll get a ton of “tsk tsk”, but who cares?

Action Sauna still has tons of Stand And Model. Curious to know what other readers think of this place.

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Super Gonorrhea

“British scientists said last year that there was a real risk of gonorrhea becoming a superbug -- a bacteria that has mutated and become resistant to multiple classes of antibiotics -- after increasing reports of gonorrhea drug resistance emerged in Hong Kong, China, Australia and other parts of Asia.” 

-----Scientists find first superbug strain of gonorrhoea, Reuters, 11 July 2011

Apparently it’s arrived.

A strain resistant to all the recommended antibiotics has been found in Kyoto, Japan, a country where historically, the first emergence and global spread of differing types of resistance to gonorrhoea occur.

The new strain of G, known as H041, is resistant to all cephalosporin-class antibiotics.  This means that doctors will have to turn to untested treatment for one of the most common STDs on the planet.  One suggestion is the simultaneous use of 2 or more types of antibiotics – a technique used to hit Tuberculosis.

What……TB!!  Didn’t FuelMix write about the re-emergence of TB in gay saunas in his blunt warning post dated 1 July 2011 entitled,  But I Didn’t Inhale ?

So, like a bad case of Starbucks addiction, the fag now has a Double Shot Antibiotic for his TB and a Double Shot Antibiotic for his Gonorrhea.  One may work, the other has never been tested but the fag can’t do without it.

In case some screaming fag writes in to FuelMix pointing out that the article linked also states that the new strain of G is slated to go global between 10 – 20 years, FuelMix suggests he study the Principle of Increasing Acceleration.

FuelMix predicts the new strain of G will go global in 3.  In other words, it will outpace R&D into a new drug or clinical trials of the Double Shot method.

At the very least fag, wear a condom while you’re being sucked.  Is it thrilling? Not really.  But what’s the downside……..?  Oh yeah…………

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The New Scat

....Now available retail in Brazil, a toilet paper that visually depicts the status of the world's reserve currency.........and apparently not a moment too soon.  Expect the financial diaarohea to de-hydrate Europe so they'll be reaching for some Dollar-Flavoured asswipe and higher taxes.

Big question is whether white boy's financial disease will infect Asia, or whether we'll do the indigenous thing and manufacture our own dysentery.  Probably the latter.  Asians have a "Can-Do(o)" attitude.

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Fags And Carbon Footprints

A reader responded in some detail to the questions FuelMix raised in his post, Feel The Chill.  It's an interesting read, particularly his comments about the carbon footprints of poppers, dildos, hustlers and a fag with HIV orAIDS.

Hey there,

I'm an environmental scientist from Europe.

Of course, I do not agree with your introduction explaining that climate change is only a social construction, a conspiracy by people who want to dictate the world... but I have learnt

it is utterly useless to discuss this on online forums.

I do find it amazing how such a large part of mankind has no problems questioning climate science without knowing much about it, its a bit like denying that smoking is bad, but at the same time no one has a problem with a science of frequencies on which our mobile phones are based, the speed of light on which internet optic fibers are based, although there is just as much room for debate in those scientific fields.

As for your simple claim that climate scientists were lying, I think you are referring to the "climate gate" in a UK university during the copenhagen conference... and all the commissions and institutions that studied the emails, questioned the academics, all came to the conclusion that they had not lied.

Anyway. My point is that I was looking for information on the greenhouse power of poppers. Poppers evaporate into different gases.  I once read about it in a UK gay magazine 5 years ago, but forgot about it. Those gases are 100s or 1000s of times more potent greenhouse gases than CO²: Which makes them a very bad drug for the environment.

So I’ll try to answer some of your silly questions, because some of them are good questions and can be answered.  

1.   What's the carbon footprint of a gay sauna? 

Pretty high I suppose. I’ve lived in the Arctic where saunas are well needed as a treat to your body and it is massive on energy consumption. Could be better if there was a system to valorize the energy that is lost through the building. But in well built buildings, the use of the sauna will help heat up the whole building (my university had a sauna), and then it’s not that bad.

But gay saunas are bad, cos gay guys cannot even stand the actual sauna, they only want the water.

2.   What's the carbon footprint of a gay circuit party? 

As much as the next big party? Depends how people got there, if they drove, flew or cycled...

3.   What's the carbon footprint of a gay bar?

Same as a bar. Going out to places such as restaurants, bars, theaters, actually increases your own personal carbon footprint as a citizen. But we're not gonna stop going out. So we need more environmentally conscious places to go out to!

Also, alcohol has a substantial carbon and ecological footprint, as it is made from things that would otherwise be food, it is highly caloric, and the process of distilling is energy intensive.

4.   What's the carbon footprint of a gay cruise?

Same as a pensioners' cruise. Cruise ships tend to use bad fuel, and get most of the onboard electricity from fossil fuel, which is terrible.

5.   What's the carbon footprint of a fag cruising on the street, or in a public toilet?

None!! Thats actually much better than going into a bar! No light, no consumption, very little infrastructure is required...

6.   What's the carbon footprint of a fag on meth, crack, weed, poppers and amphetamines?

The big question!!! Most of the drugs have a terrible impact. Most of them carry also a very bad social responsibility, causing armed conflicts (Afghanistan, Colombia, Venezuela), a lot of people ending up in jail for the distribution, many lives ruined.

As for the ecological impact, its the fact that farmers grow poppies or coca instead of growing food.

The process of transforming the raw product into drugs, or creating other chemical drugs, creates a lot of toxic by-products.

As for the carbon footprint, then all drugs score quite low, excepts for one: outdoor weed. Indoor weed requires a lot of powerful light, heating, humidity regulation... anyone who ever tried to grow weed in their cupboard knows.

Poppers are just pure and super greenhouse gases, it should be forbidden just for that reason!

I don't remember all the details of other drugs, but if you take into account the armed conflicts around drugs (and their carbon intensivity), the production and everything..... you should start growing weed on your balcony, and stop everything else.

7.   What's the carbon footprint of a gay orgy in a private home or a hotel?

Theres not much to it compared to just hanging around in your place. Although you will probably push up the heating a few degrees more if its winter. You could also consider the impact of all sexual accessories such as lube, condoms... but I think health safety and the quality of people's sex lives outweigh the environmental considerations.

8.   What's the carbon footprint of a hustler?

Depends in which city he lives, and which transport he uses to reach his client, but as jobs go, this must be one of the most environmentally friendly. Unless you consider all the gym time, the animal protein and protein powders intake...

9.   What's the carbon footprint of that pack of 3 condoms you fucked your way through?

There is one. It’s rubber. Should be well disposed of.  But probably less than this extra plastic bag you took to wrap yesterday's shopping.

10.   What's the carbon footprint of a fag's stash of porn mags and DVDs?

DVDs are not so good, downloads are better. Stash of porn, glossy magazines is not so good. Don’t think gays behave any worse than straight people with magazines though.

11.   What's the carbon footprint of that dildo moulded from that porn star's cock?

Other considerations would rather be toxicity. The Green Party has recently brought the issue up to the German parliament, as there has been very little regulations, and there are lots of carcinogens in those dildos, and its not very good for your colon or your vagina.

12.   What's the carbon footprint of a professional gay porn shoot?

No idea. Never been to one.

13.   What's the carbon footprint of a fag who's HIV / AIDS?

I don’t know much about the carbon footprint of the drugs that need to be manufactured to keep him alive. However, the drugs that he will piss, some powerful molecules that do not biodegrade, join the rest of all the antibiotics and hormones we swallow and then pee into our water systems.

All of this ends up in rivers, in lands, in oceans... and it’s not innocent.

However, a guy with HIV+ will die younger than without it, stopping his pollution maybe 10 or 20 or 30 years earlier... and that is very environmentally friendly to die young.

If you're actually interested in any more precise data, I’d be happy to try and look it up.

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But I Didn't Inhale

Psssttt……fags…….wanna know what else you might find in gay saunas in the West?

Besides the usual suspects of dealers and hustlers with VIP passes, drug-fucked fags overdosing with clockwork regularity, bi-curious types, jocks, twinks, closet professional athletes,  miserably married fags and the homeless……………..

You really wanna know?...........well OK………..

TUBERCULOSIS….!!!

That’s right fags!!   With the chronically compromised immune systems of so many sauna-going fags,  plus their slamming, plus their smoking, plus their toking, plus their snorting,  plus their hits of poppers, plus their GHB, plus their amphetamines, plus their coughing and hacking in confined spaces…………plus TB thrives in warm, moist conditions…………did FuelMix mention their coughing and hacking in confined spaces?  He did…..??

Woohoo fags!!  Now those in the West can share in this pathogenic largesse at no extra cost!!  Since TB is highly contagious, all the fag has to do is be there and inhale.  Hell, he can get it just by Standing And Modelling!!  What a deal!!  Do nothing and walk away with something.  It’s the ultimate lottery prize……….Everyone’s A Winner Baby (Hot Chocolate from the 1970s remember?).  Definitely a new Theme Nite.

For years the West pointed its self-righteous fingers elsewhere alleging that TB was a Third World Disease.  Which it is.  Except that the West, now in economic, social, educational, infrastructural, public health and public hygiene decline, is rapidly reaching parity with the Third World.

Of course, nobody in Faglands in the West will publicly admit to the possibility or emergence of TB in gay saunas or the possible exposure of customers and staff.  If anything, they’ll squeal and deny it.  But, like the VIP hustlers and dealers, they’ll turn a blind eye to it.  So, if a Miserably Married Closet Fag starts hacking and wheezing a couple of days after his surreptitious visit to suck cock, he’s gonna have to find some way of explaining it to the wife.

And if he’s travelling on business, he’ll infect  the whole aircraft everytime he coughs and hacks.  

And when he gets to another country, being a Miserably Married Closet Fag, he’s gonna hit the gay saunas while coughing and hacking……………

All these GAMs desperately seeking cock from the West, could conceivably end up wishing they’d never met the guy.

Oh and here’s the irony.  A fag can live indefinitely with HIV, yet die of TB – officially ranked as an AIDS-related condition.

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