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Wednesday, November 25, 2015

ABC Sauna 25

6/F Cheong Hing Building, 
72 Nathan Road, 
Tsim Sha Tsui, 
Kowloon, Hong Kong
MTR: Tsim Sha Tsui Station, Exit A 2

Tel: 2301 - 4500
Note: NOT open 24 hours. 
Opening times 2pm to 1am.  Call to confirm.
Staff speak good English.


The Filipinos Are Cumming *sigh*

Earlier in this series we'd mentioned how Filipinos had turned ABC into their own little barrio (which means either poverty-ridden slum in Spanish or a division of a municipality in the Philippines).  Then, for a few years they hardly showed up.

Well fags, they're baaackk...!!! Mostly 20 somethings Fuglies - with FAT ones too. Tourists and locals. Presumably they needed a change from showing up at Central Escalator.

We're not sure why virtually every Flip male we run into describes himself as Filipino-Spanish or Filipino-Latin, but we'll give them the benefit of the doubt.  And don't be fooled when a Flip says he's a total Top.  Just remind him he's from a country who's top 3 exports are Mangos, Bananas and People.  And the Flips have a worldwide reputation for being in the "service industry"......

But.....but.....FuelMix, if ABC is getting the Fugly Flips, who's getting the better looking athletic and muscular ones....??

(Hong Kong Disneyland and Big Top......).

1.  Readers may submit reviews of gay saunas in any Asian city;
2.  FuelMix no longer gives personalized sauna advice; 

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Saturday, November 21, 2015

What's In A Name...? 1

FuelMix was chilling at the University of Fag Bar (pending accreditation). A white fag acquaintance, floated by, high as a kite. FuelMix pulled his string and the fag settled in for a chat.

The fag babbled incoherently, FuelMix listened. The fag babbled even more. It was obvious that his labia was pretty loose that day. Fag disclosed he was high on weed and crack. First time FuelMix knew he was doing crack.

Then without warning fag said, “Well of course, ******** isn’t my real name you know”
 

“Oh? What is your real name?” asked FuelMix
 

“*+*+*+*+*+*+” fag says
 

“Why the difference?” says FuelMix
 

“Well you know how it is…...I’ve got issues, baggage that kinda stuff. Certain people are looking for me……but hey, it’s all good…....I’m Out right?"

“Yeah” thought FuelMix, "Out of my life”.

Originally published 29 April 2006
Amended and Republished 17 June 2013 | 8 November 2014 | 21 November 2015

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Tuesday, November 17, 2015

Memo to Fags 23

To: Fags
From: FuelMix

Love is not simply a static emotional state.

Neither is Love a fluctuating needle of wants and needs somewhere between infatuation, lust, desire, yearning or comfortable predictability. 

It is a journey of evolution.

And on that journey of evolution, your interpretation of Love are your signposts and your milestones.

How much Love you bring, how much Love you give and how much Love you receive, will be how you ultimately judge yourself.

The time is fast approaching when this will be how a person's wealth is measured.

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Sunday, November 15, 2015

Galaxy Sauna 19

5th Floor, Harilela Mansion
81 Nathan Road Tsim Sha Tsui
Kowloon,
Hong Kong
MTR: Tsim Sha Tsui Station, Exit C
Tel: 2366 - 0629
No website that FuelMix knows of


NOTE:   
(1)  NOT open 24 hours - Usually 12 noon to 11pm (previously 2pm to 11pm)
(2)   Staff do NOT speak good English on the phone.

 
What Our Friendly GAM-Throat-On-The-Street Told Us:

"Yoohoo....!! FuelMix...!!" caroled our Friendly-GAM-Throat-On-The-Street as he sidled up to Yours Truly somewhere on Haiphong Road on a Saturday afternoon,  "Love that hot ass of yours...!! Mmmmm, wanna come to Galaxy, sit on my face and let me eat you out...?? Hmmm..?? I'm feeling really horny and I'm heading to Galaxy now."

FuelMix giggled. "Sorry buddy, gotta do some shopping around here then head out to Causeway Bay - but I'm well aware of your talented tongue.....fits my ass just right..."

Friendly-Gam-Throat-On-The-Street winked and grinned, "so I guess somebody in Causeway Bay is gonna rim you then huh...?"

"Well, now that you mention it, you're giving me some ideas...." said FuelMix coyly, just as the GAM patted and stroked FuelMix's ass in full view of the throngs of Mainland Chinks. " Whoa...that's my butt your touching dude....!!" gasped FuelMix. 

"I know..." smirked the GAM, " I'm just advertising it in case anyone else is hungry..."

FM:  Galaxy should be packed on a Saturday afternoon...huh...?

GAM:  Yeah, will be packed.  I was there last Saturday from 2pm onwards.  They were coming in at the rate of 4 to 5 at a time....it just wouldn't stop.  There were so many people there, they were running out of lockers and were asking people to wait in the lounge.  It's still cheap even though they raised their price to HK$75.00

FM:  I keep hearing stories of what the place is like on Saturday afternoons, so I can certainly believe what you're saying.  That place makes me laugh....it's so crappy and decrepit, most of the guys are zero to look at - and it's so successful.  They seem to be the only sauna in town that actually has a set price that everybody pays.

GAM:  That's right....One Cheap Price  and FUGLY is THE winning formula.....tons of middle aged and older Chinese guys.  But on Saturdays white guys show up too, older and fatter ones.  Also some younger Chinese ones - you know, Twinks, the ones who aren't so sure of themselves yet and don't have the confidence to show up at the other saunas.  So they practice in Galaxy.  We call them "students".... 

FM:  I see

GAM:  Sure you don't wanna come to Galaxy just now...?  You could rock the place...!!  They'd be lining up to eat your ass while they lined up to wait for their lockers.

FM:  Nah....gotta finish my stuff first 

GAM:  Ok Baby....Ciao!!  [kisses FM on the cheek]

FM:  Dude.... it's the street..! People will think I'm gay...!!

GAM:  No honey, people will think you're available. [Grins and disappears into the crowd].


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2.  FuelMix no longer gives personalized sauna advice; 

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Sunday, November 01, 2015

Four Kinds of Curry 5

5.   We've Got The Answer

Question:  What Kind of Indians Are Pissing Off Gay Sauna Customers In Hong Kong..?

Answer....  Using the 4 categories that we listed previously, they are:
  • Indian Expatriates From India (not the ones from US and UK) Moving To Hong Kong; and
  • Indian Tourists From India and Dubai Visiting Hong Kong;
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Four Kinds of Curry 4

As mentioned in Part 1, since there are grumblings on the street about the quality of Indians showing up at the gay saunas in this city, it is necessary to examine the categories of Indians presently living or visiting here in order to find out which category or categories may be causing the problems.

4.   Indian Tourists from India or Dubai Visiting Hong Kong

  • Heavy Indian accent, even though may be Western educated;
  • Showing up in VRM in droves on 2 week tourist visas, with the possible intention of moving here;

What Do Gay Men Need To Know About Indian Tourists From India or Dubai Visiting Hong Kong...?
  • Fall into 2 categories: athletic,masculine pretty good looking AND Fugly;
  • The good looking 20 somethings look like a hybrid between hip-hop culture and a Nike advertisement;
  • Older men wearing a lot of jewellery.  Not in good shape;
  • Younger ones wearing bandanas or LiveStrong rubber shit on their wrists and some kind of chain around their necks; not so much bling as the older ones;
  • Lame attempts by the Indians from Dubai to claim they are Emirati;
  • Escaping repressive gay climate in India for a few days;
  • Showing up around town to sample different gay saunas and escape the family and or GF;
  • May or may not have done some basic research on how to behave in saunas. Certain Middle East countries censor internet content;
  • Large amounts of bling on the older tourists do not accessorize well with white sauna towel; 
  • Clumsy cruising skills in the saunas.  No ability to practice in India or Dubai;
  • May show up at the sauna with a buddy, claim to be str8, point and gawk at other customers, incessant voyeurism, feeble grin on their faces;
  • Don't know or care about the difference between cruising someone and stalking someone in the sauna to the point of being a nuisance;
  • Highly likely to piss other customers off; 


Coming Up In Part 5:  We've Got The Answer

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Four Kinds of Curry 3

As mentioned in Part 1, since there are grumblings on the street about the quality of Indians showing up at the gay saunas in this city, it is necessary to examine the categories of Indians presently living or visiting here in order to find out which category or categories may be causing the problems.

3.   Indian Expatriates From India Moving To Hong Kong
 
  • Large numbers flocking to Very Rich Megacity on employment sponsored work permits;
  • Can be from any part of the Indian diaspora and from various Indian cities e.g. Delhi, Mumbai, Hyderabad, Bangaloru, Kolkata, Chennai;
  • Huge numbers working in Tech support and hardware infrastructure for banks, airport or setting up businesses for China trade;
  • Currently clustering in Tung Chung, Lantau Island;
  • Bringing their wives, kids and in-laws too;
  • Heavy Indian accent, even though may be Western educated; 

What Do Gay Men Need To Know About Indian Expatriates From India Moving To Hong Kong...?
  • Curiously enough, not that good looking and quite dark skinned;
  • Men have lousy manners, loud noveau-riche attitude;
  • Men wearing a lot of jewellery, several rings, including earrings on both ears;
  • Highly closeted ones occasionally advertising on Craigslist and on gayhk chat rooms;
  • Escaping repressive gay climate in India;
  • Showing up around town to sample different gay saunas;
  • No fuckin' clue how to behave in saunas and don't take kindly to being told;
  • Large amounts of bling do not accessorize well with white towel; 
  • Typical Indian mentality to show up with a buddy. Inability to go anywhere alone; By contrast, the Indians from UK and USA have the confidence to show up anywhere alone.
  • Terrible cruising skills in the saunas, don't take kindly to rejection, sometimes demanding to know "why....?"; 
  • Pointing and gawking at other customers at the saunas, incessant voyeurism;
  • Frequently claim to be "Tops"....;
  • Showing up at gay sauna to escape arranged marriage for a few hours;
  • Claim to be str8 and just showing up to see "what the gay sauna is all about";
  • Don't know or care about the difference between cruising someone and stalking someone in the sauna to the point of being a nuisance;
  • Not well groomed, not in good shape; 
  • Highly likely to piss other customers off;


Coming Up In Part 4:  Indian Tourists from India or Dubai Visiting Hong Kong

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